Nacho Dan's

Nacho Ordinary Experience

The most authentic white people nachos this side of the Rio Grande

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Warning: Our spiciest ingredient is salt. Proceed with caution.

Our Story

Nacho Dan's was founded in 2012 by Dan Johnson, a Minnesota native who visited Cancún once and fell in love with "authentic" Mexican cuisine (or at least the Americanized version he experienced at the resort).

Our mission is simple: to bring you the most authentic white people nachos you've ever tasted. We promise there's nothing too adventurous or spicy here - our spiciest ingredient is salt!

All our recipes have been carefully adapted from what Dan remembers eating at that one resort in Mexico.

Dan in sombrero

Meet Our Team

Dan

Dan Johnson

Founder & Head Nachologist

"I put the 'Dan' in 'Nacho Dan's'. My passion for nachos began during that one trip to Mexico and hasn't stopped since."

Sarah

Sarah Miller

Cheese Melting Specialist

"I've perfected the art of melting processed cheese product to just the right temperature - not too hot, not too cold."

Mike

Mike Thompson

Chip Arrangement Expert

"There's a science to laying out tortilla chips for optimal cheese coverage. I've spent years mastering this craft."

Nacho, Nacho Dan's

I want to work at Nacho Dan's

Join our team of nacho enthusiasts and help us bring mild, inoffensive Mexican-inspired cuisine to the masses!

Nacho Assembler

Entry-level position perfect for those who love arranging chips and sprinkling cheese.

  • No experience required
  • Flexible hours
  • Free nachos on shift

Sombrero Model

Pose for photos wearing our signature sombreros to promote our "authentic" experience.

  • Must be comfortable in hats
  • Photogenic smile required
  • Free sombrero after 3 months

Don't see your dream job listed? We're always looking for enthusiastic team members!

What People Are Saying

Karen

Karen Smith

"Finally, Mexican food I can enjoy without worrying about it being too spicy! The cheese is perfectly mild and the chips are always fresh."

Brad

Brad Wilson

"As someone who's been to Taco Bell, I can confidently say Nacho Dan's is the most authentic Mexican food experience I've ever had."

Chad

Chad Johnson

"I love that I can enjoy 'ethnic' food without any of the actual ethnic flavors. The breakfast nachos are a game-changer!"

Contact Nacho Dan's

Location

123 Main Street, Suburbia, USA

Hours

Monday-Friday: 11am - 9pm

Saturday-Sunday: 10am - 10pm

Phone

(555) NACH-O-DAN

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